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I am not John Doe.  I am not the average guy you see everyday.  I am the guy that is always the life of the party.  Not the rude overbearing guy every party, group, and public event has.  The one that you have to be friends with.  The one with that ability to just make you enjoy yourself that much more.  Real and at your fingertips.  I aim to please.
   What am I going to do in my chat room?  Well I can tell you what I won't do.  DISAPPIONT, tell me what you want. I won't leave you hanging, take all the time you need.  I won't act like an idiot.  You should see me as your private art collection.  I would hate to have you walk away feeling like I graduated the same grade as Jethro Bodine.  I especially (I know not a proper word) love good intellectual conversation.

Bright small hole fishnet stockings.  Tattoos.  None of the tribal on the arm or roses in the small of the back.  I want original artwork.  I love tattoos that express who you are not what you think looks neat.  Quality of work doesn't matter.  Got my first tattoo drunk on my 18th birthday on my couch by a guy that had a homemade gun single needle.  To this day I still love this tattoo.

I really don't turn off easy.  So I'll just put Under Construction.  If something turns up I'll write it down.

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